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☀️ Was Haiti's president assassinated by his own wife?
Feb 21, 2024

☀️ Was Haiti's president assassinated by his own wife?

PLUS: Suing the lottery and one more reason not to buy weird lizards

☀️ Presidents' Day does not exist
Feb 19, 2024

☀️ Presidents' Day does not exist

PLUS: Foul-mouthed parrots, Trump shoes, and Iran backs down

☀️ “Intelligence” committee
Feb 16, 2024

☀️ “Intelligence” committee

PLUS: Mummified monkeys, Manchin/Romney, and Putin's endorsement

☀️ Bubonic Plague 2024
Feb 14, 2024

☀️ Bubonic Plague 2024

PLUS: A hospital switcheroo and a Russian wanted list

☀️ Shocking Twist
Feb 12, 2024

☀️ Shocking Twist

PLUS: Senators, Secessionists, and Spies

☀️ The one thing worse than criminal charges
Feb 09, 2024

☀️ The one thing worse than criminal charges

PLUS: Ratings gold, Putin, un-endorsements, & SpongeBob

☀️Losing to nobody
Feb 07, 2024

☀️Losing to nobody

PLUS: The Secret Service, the lottery, and the Streisand effect

☀️ None of these candidates
Feb 05, 2024

☀️ None of these candidates

PLUS: Grand gestures, embarrassing losses, and landslide victories

☀️ Six more weeks of budget votes
Feb 02, 2024

☀️ Six more weeks of budget votes

PLUS: Disney loses, the U.S. wants revenge, and a very embarrassing story

☀️ Immigration Nation
Jan 31, 2024

☀️ Immigration Nation

PLUS: Amelia Earhart, floppy disks, and brain implants

☀️ Alexander Hamilton 2024?
Jan 29, 2024

☀️ Alexander Hamilton 2024?

PLUS: Rich people, drive-bys, and liquor stores

☀️ Bribery season
Jan 26, 2024

☀️ Bribery season

PLUS: An oops photo, Miss Japan, and official unicorns

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