Plus: Santa Claus nearly got himself elected to Congress last year
New Hampshire fights for its right (to go first) and Michigan Democrats lose by winning.
Multiple fistfights nearly broke out between lawmakers yesterday.
Plus, the Secret Service opened fire in D.C on Sunday.
Mass protests in Spain, mail cops, Scott quits, and a sex ring.
A key Senate retirement, a very important mine, and AI-run job searches
A Republican debate and the end of panda diplomacy.
Congratulations and condolences to last nights winners and losers.
Elections, a very noncontroversial ballot measure in Ohio, and moon exploration?
An election day preview, Grok AI, and is Zuck cool?
This might be the craziest political scandal ever.
Congratulations to George W. Bush
