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☀️ Going out with a bang
Dec 18, 2023

☀️ Going out with a bang

PLUS: Cardinal punishment and the White House at Christmas

☀️ The guy with a boot on his head
Dec 15, 2023

☀️ The guy with a boot on his head

PLUS: EU expansion and Mark Zuckberberg's $270 million mansion

☀️ Congress attempts to legislate
Dec 13, 2023

☀️ Congress attempts to legislate

PLUS: Google loses, Haley wins, and Putin runs for "reelection"

☀️ The $700 million man
Dec 11, 2023

☀️ The $700 million man

PLUS: Native Olympians, AI regulations, and new emojis

Grant Lanier
☀️ Peach Fuzz 2024
Dec 08, 2023

☀️ Peach Fuzz 2024

PLUS: Another censure, high-speed rail, and Egg McMuffins

☀️ ChatGPT is writing laws now
Dec 06, 2023

☀️ ChatGPT is writing laws now

PLUS: Kamala Harris breaks a record and a mole gets rediscovered

☀️ President Cuban?
Dec 04, 2023

☀️ President Cuban?

PLUS: Santos is expelled and Sandra Day O'Connor passes away

☀️ The Israel-Hamas truce expires
Dec 01, 2023

☀️ The Israel-Hamas truce expires

PLUS: Henry Kissinger passes away, Elon erupts, and Trump gets gagged

☀️ A Political pileup in Puerto Rico
Nov 29, 2023

☀️ A Political pileup in Puerto Rico

PLUS: Two frat bros fighting for their rights (to party)

☀️ The Dutch want a divorce (maybe)
Nov 27, 2023

☀️ The Dutch want a divorce (maybe)

Plus: Conor McGregor and the invasion of the super pigs

☀️ Happy (early) Thanksgiving!
Nov 22, 2023

☀️ Happy (early) Thanksgiving!

The first annual Thanksgiving trivia issue.

☀️ Birthday wishes
Nov 20, 2023

☀️ Birthday wishes

Biden turns 81 and change comes to Argentina.

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