The Elective logo
The Elective
Try it!
  • The Elective
  • Archive
  • Page 16

Archive

☀️ President Joe Exotic
May 17, 2024

☀️ President Joe Exotic

French Hawaii, Beyoncé tickets, and debate drama

☀️ Burning $60 million
May 15, 2024

☀️ Burning $60 million

Fallout shelter, Russian uranium, and Indian hit squads

☀️ Weed parties
May 13, 2024

☀️ Weed parties

PLUS: Barcelona, Jersey Shore, and stealing Pokémon cards

☀️ Risk it for the biscuit
May 10, 2024

☀️ Risk it for the biscuit

PLUS: TikTok, Sriracha, and brain worms

☀️ TikTok v. USA
May 08, 2024

☀️ TikTok v. USA

PLUS: Bernie Sanders, the end of Boy Scouts, and instant audiobooks

☀️ Debate debates
May 06, 2024

☀️ Debate debates

PLUS: Indictments, awards, and Hot Jupiter

☀️ A $514,513 party
May 03, 2024

☀️ A $514,513 party

PLUS: A brand new city, free pizza, and winning by default

☀️ Almost legalizing weed
May 01, 2024

☀️ Almost legalizing weed

PLUS: Momala, fake Wikipedia, and cell service on the moon

☀️ Twisting the rules
Apr 29, 2024

☀️ Twisting the rules

PLUS: Biden backs off, peace in Florida, & counting down

☀️ Nerd Prom 2024
Apr 26, 2024

☀️ Nerd Prom 2024

PLUS: Net neutrality, Secret Service brawls, and Gov. Casey DeSantis?

☀️ Welcome to Earth. Where's your permit?
Apr 24, 2024

☀️ Welcome to Earth. Where's your permit?

PLUS: RIP TikTok, regulating space, and North Korean animation

☀️ The perks of being Biden
Apr 22, 2024

☀️ The perks of being Biden

PLUS: Decoy helicopters, stealth jurors, and Vanna White vetoes

FirstBack
1213141516171819
Next Last
Make the news make sense.

The Elective

Make the news make sense.

Home

Posts

© 2026 The Elective.

Privacy policy

Terms of use

Powered by beehiiv