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☀️ RIP tariffs?
Apr 10, 2025

☀️ RIP tariffs?

PLUS: Pausing, losing, and insulting

☀️ Coconut-pilled
Apr 07, 2025

☀️ Coconut-pilled

PLUS: Toddlers, recessions, and gold cards

☀️ Walmart wars
Apr 03, 2025

☀️ Walmart wars

PLUS: Peace, shrinkage, and TikTok

☀️Monday scaries
Mar 31, 2025

☀️Monday scaries

PLUS: Breaking up, breaking down, and breaking the ice

☀️ Scandalicious
Mar 27, 2025

☀️ Scandalicious

PLUS: Fat fingers, ghost guns, and men?

☀️ Nerd brackets
Mar 20, 2025

☀️ Nerd brackets

PLUS: French fury, judicial jams, and housing hubs

☀️ Pretending to like Guinness
Mar 17, 2025

☀️ Pretending to like Guinness

PLUS: Evacuating, deporting, and budgeting

☀️ Shutting it down
Mar 13, 2025

☀️ Shutting it down

PLUS: Creepy presidents, chainsaws, and coal plants

☀️ Booze and brain rot
Mar 10, 2025

☀️ Booze and brain rot

PLUS: An egg investigation, a new Canadian PM, and a Bitcoin reserve

☀️ Victory or death
Mar 06, 2025

☀️ Victory or death

PLUS: Tariffs, speech drama, and computer chips

☀️ RIP guac
Mar 03, 2025

☀️ RIP guac

PLUS: Meltdowns, speeches, and pope(s)

☀️ Golden tickets to America
Feb 27, 2025

☀️ Golden tickets to America

PLUS: Butthole lasers, cabinetry, and tech support

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