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☀️ Gone a'courtin
Oct 06, 2025

☀️ Gone a'courtin

PLUS: Shutdown showdowns and peace plans

☀️ Shutdown surprises
Oct 02, 2025

☀️ Shutdown surprises

PLUS: Fitness, furniture, and fires

☀️ Martha Stewart's revenge
Sep 29, 2025

☀️ Martha Stewart's revenge

PLUS: Coffee, ICE, and Portlandia

☀️ Taking the stairs
Sep 25, 2025

☀️ Taking the stairs

PLUS: Speeches, SIM cards, and sales

☀️ The case of the fired TV host
Sep 22, 2025

☀️ The case of the fired TV host

PLUS: Passports, Palestine, and the press

☀️ Charles <3 Donald
Sep 18, 2025

☀️ Charles <3 Donald

PLUS: Beard wars, budgets battles, and Rhode Island

☀️ Going nuclear
Sep 15, 2025

☀️ Going nuclear

PLUS: Funeral plans, firings, and the Fed

☀️ RIP, Charlie Kirk
Sep 11, 2025

☀️ RIP, Charlie Kirk

PLUS: Cocaine, drug ads, and Nepal

☀️ What's in a name?
Sep 08, 2025

☀️ What's in a name?

PLUS: Departmental war, relocations, and golden parachutes

☀️ Striking out
Sep 04, 2025

☀️ Striking out

PLUS: Eternal life, empty pockets, and tech monopolies

☀️ Flag drama
Aug 28, 2025

☀️ Flag drama

PLUS: Cabinetry, interviews, and getting canned

☀️ Knocking off Apple
Aug 25, 2025

☀️ Knocking off Apple

PLUS: Census probs, therapy-speak, and political warfare

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