PLUS: Shutdown showdowns and peace plans
PLUS: Fitness, furniture, and fires
PLUS: Coffee, ICE, and Portlandia
PLUS: Speeches, SIM cards, and sales
PLUS: Passports, Palestine, and the press
PLUS: Beard wars, budgets battles, and Rhode Island
PLUS: Funeral plans, firings, and the Fed
PLUS: Cocaine, drug ads, and Nepal
PLUS: Departmental war, relocations, and golden parachutes
PLUS: Eternal life, empty pockets, and tech monopolies
PLUS: Cabinetry, interviews, and getting canned
PLUS: Census probs, therapy-speak, and political warfare
