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☀️ Love letters
Jul 10, 2025

☀️ Love letters

PLUS: Arguments, abortions, and Africans

☀️ It's (third) party time
Jul 07, 2025

☀️ It's (third) party time

PLUS: Reincarnation, angry gamblers, and alligators as defense

☀️ Reading too much
Jun 30, 2025

☀️ Reading too much

PLUS: Lovers, babies, and insults

☀️ Calling him 'Daddy'
Jun 26, 2025

☀️ Calling him 'Daddy'

PLUS: Resignations, robots, and Rwanda

☀️ Dropping the hammer
Jun 23, 2025

☀️ Dropping the hammer

PLUS: Bombs, referees, and New Yorkers

☀️ Will he or won't he?
Jun 19, 2025

☀️ Will he or won't he?

PLUS: Publicity stunts, passports, and police

☀️ Pentagon pizza parties
Jun 16, 2025

☀️ Pentagon pizza parties

PLUS: Mossad, Caitlin Jenner, and fish?

☀️ Happy accidents
Jun 12, 2025

☀️ Happy accidents

PLUS: Poop balloons, parades, and protests

☀️ Where's Pepsi in all this?
Jun 09, 2025

☀️ Where's Pepsi in all this?

PLUS: Mean Boys, weird unity, and "college" sports

☀️ The end of Elonald
Jun 05, 2025

☀️ The end of Elonald

PLUS: Fungus among us, number nerds, and lone wolves

☀️ Train Daddy
Jun 02, 2025

☀️ Train Daddy

PLUS: Dumb ideas, death threats, and documentaries

☀️ Secret Service fistfights
May 29, 2025

☀️ Secret Service fistfights

PLUS: Big and beautiful, reality TV, and Mexican cows

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